DARKSIDE
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MINION & ANGEL
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Post by DARKSIDE on Mar 27, 2010 16:37:38 GMT -6
Angel strolls out onto the stage through the towers of orange flame that marks her arrival. As the camera closes in on her, she can be seen with a big smile and a confident, happy way about her as she makes her way toward the ring. Angel hops up on the ring apron and slithers under the bottom rope. She jumps up to her feet, walks across the ring in all her hip-swaying sexiness....climbs the turnbuckle and strikes a seductive pose for all her fans. She runs her tongue in between her jet black lips and winks at the camera before jumping down to the mat and motioning for the ringside attendant to hand her a mic. Angel bends down and flirts with the attendant as she grabs the mic from his hand...
Mmmmm...yeah, baby. That felt soooooo good! I asked the darkness to send me some new prey, and it delivered in spades! Julia Wilde. A fresh soul, ripe for the taking. I consumed her so fast, I barely had time to savor it. I hope there's more where that came from. I mean, I was starving! Not one, but TWO little lambs were sent to me, but only one was led to the slaughter. My poor team mate...that yummy little Kristen Malone (mmmmmmmm!!)...she never even got her turn. Sorry if I was being selfish, honey, but I had needs of my own and Julia was surrendered to me as a sacrifice.
But....if I still want more, then maybe Julia would like to get "Wilde" with me...one....more...time. What do ya say, Julia? You want some more? Are you still as hungry as I am? Just you and me, baby. One on one. Two bodies clashing with nothing between us but all the nasty things we can think of doing to each other! Mmmmmm.....that sounds sooooo good!
Don't keep me hanging. I'm dying to feel your soft, sweet flesh against mine again. I want to make you scream my name. I want to knock the brains out of your pretty little head!
Come on, baby! Satisfy me...if you dare! **giggle**[/b]
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Post by Julia Wilde on Mar 28, 2010 14:51:59 GMT -6
So, I'm not the the most despicable person on this show anymore. Time to do something about that. I stepped out onto the stage in my shirt and gear and just stared down into the ring with contempt. It was easy to conjure up since I did get pinned and I wasn't really fond of the mixed signals I was getting here. “Alright, fine you got one over on me last week. I would have had everything well in hand but Kiki decided to play a little game with me and pretend to forget the Tag Team 101 course I taught her last time we worked together by not making the save. And by the way I TOTALLY STILL HATE HER NOW!”
“So what, you want to roll around with me and get all hot and sweaty and then put me in some kind of scissor hold?” I tried to sway and shimmy a little bit as I said that in order to match Angel's schtick. I'm sure no one was buying it but they were willing to cheer when they imagined the possibilities here.
“Not going to happen.”
“And it's definitely not because I'm afraid you'll beat me again. If I didn't have to think about literally being stabbed in the back by my partner I'd have destroyed you.” Somehow my shifty eyes on that line weren't that convincing and of course everyone hated it.
“People look up to me. I'm authentically alt. I'm really the moral center of this division. Maybe the whole company. But most of all I'm a pro grapple not some design-by-committee S&M chick trying to turn this sport into something lewd and disgusting.” I said looking visibly ill. “What would Frank A. Gotch say if he heard what you just said?”
“If you're really getting off on doing this match the way you described it I hereby declare it too icky for me to participate.” I turned my back on the ring, crossed my arms, closed my eyes and tilted my head up in the classic pose of being above it all. I should probably just leave but, you know.
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DARKSIDE
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MINION & ANGEL
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Post by DARKSIDE on Mar 28, 2010 16:00:48 GMT -6
Angel stands there listening to Julia and begins to look somehwat disappointed and frustrated...
Really?
Really, Julia? That's all, huh? You wasted everyone's time coming out here. You could have just not shown up at all and we'd get the point. But, no....you felt you had to come out here and talk down to me. You don't like my style? Fine. I never said you had to. Frankly, I think you're a stuck-up piece of chicken shit![/b]
The crowd cheers with strange hesitation, seeming almost unsure it was right...
Hey, if you'd rather play "dollies" with Smurfette, I'm not gonna stop ya. I offered you a REAL opportunity, and a shot at redemption, but that's fine with me if you want to just throw it all back in my face. Anyone else back in that locker room would take that challenge....not act all high and mighty and pretend they are above facing someone like ME!
And, who the Hell cares what a "Frank A. Gotch" is? Sounds like some kind of vaginal infection or sumthin'. Ha ha.... Aww, is that it? Do you have to go see the "gyno" on Monday, Julia? Well, you have fun at your check-up then. While you're there, you should see about getting a personality transplant....and maybe see if they can remove that big, bloated head you've got stuck up your ASS![/b]
Angel lowers her mic with a devilish grin as the crowd delivers a mixed reaction to what she has just said...
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Post by Julia Wilde on Mar 29, 2010 0:17:41 GMT -6
“Maybe I will. Maybe they can take it and it'll be the best Rampage EVER.” I said after I turned back around. I'm not going to lie even I think it would be boring and more than a little creepy. Still I tried to look adamant that this was the greatest idea ever.
“That's challenging, culturally relevant television you're talking about. It damn sure wouldn't be pandering to the lowest common denominator like you, Miss I-think-I'm-so-great-and-I-don't-even-know-about-Frank-A.-Gotch-and-his-deadly-toe-hold. Seriously, if you don't know him you shouldn't even be allowed to lace up the boots. Not even those monstrosities you wear.” I did my best to be appalled by all of this.
“But if the threat of VD is enough to make you restrain yourself from getting all pervtacular and grinding on me in the middle of the ring every time you do a lateral press then maaaaayyyyybe we can have a match.”
“Even though I'm still VERY OFFENDED I guess you've got a point. I'm going to have a match tonight and I may as well stop everyone thinking you can beat me one on one all things being fair and equal. Doesn't really help the Julia Wilde Title Chase. So I'm in if you think you can keep your hands to yourself.” I said convinced this was perfectly reasonable.
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DARKSIDE
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MINION & ANGEL
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Post by DARKSIDE on Mar 29, 2010 15:41:55 GMT -6
Angel giggles at Julia.... Now, where's the fun in that? Come on, honey pot. What's your damage? You only want to fight me if I have both my hands tied behind my back? Oooooohh....that's kinky! Ha ha... You can tie me up all you want after our match. Promise!
Well, fat chance, sister! The way I see it right now, you're trying to get one over on me by BORING me to death. Putting me to sleep with your little history lessons and superior bullshit. You got such a hard-on for history, I'd be happy to make you EXACTLY THAT! HISTORY!
Sweetie, I didn't call you out here for idle chit-chat. I called you out so I could put a few more bruises on that pretty face of yours. Please tell me you plan on doing more than just standing up there and looking down your nose at me, 'cuz if you did...I'm coming up there to rip your snout right off...little piggy!
Huh ha ha haaa....
So, what's it gonna be, candy pants? Are we doing this....or not?[/b] Angel crosses her arms and starts tapping her foot on the mat in a frustrated, impatient manner....
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Post by Julia Wilde on Mar 31, 2010 23:23:23 GMT -6
“I don't know...” I took my sweet time as I paced the stage rubbing my chin in thought. “It's going to have to be something a little bit different, something that pays tribute to all that 'boring' history you just want to gloss over and something you can't corrupt with all of your disgusting innuendo.” “That's why at Supremacy I suggest we have a submission match.”“A real grappling battle. I think if you've followed me at all you'll know I know millions of holds and how to use each one properly. That's how I've beaten so many people here so soundly and with such class and dignity. I even defeated the former champion Violet Rayne by submission.” I pointed angrily at everyone in the crowd as they booed me for that one. “It's true. You can't say that's not what happened.” I said assuming no one ever got tired of my old material. “And it's not going to be too difficult to do the same to you if you think you can handle testing your skills at this level while not doing anything untoward.”
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DARKSIDE
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MINION & ANGEL
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Post by DARKSIDE on Apr 1, 2010 4:22:14 GMT -6
Ah! So, you wanna play the dominatrix, huh? It's gonna be a real party then! Chips, dips, chain and whips! Oooooh...I like that.
It's soooooo ON, babe!
..and don't sell me so short. I know what you like to do, and how you do it. You're dangerous. That's why you're such attractive prey! But, I also know how you like to TAP OUT!
Hey, maybe we could be tag team partners instead. Right? I'll even wear my blue wig for ya. Huh huh hahahhaaaa......
Remember that, Julia? History has a way of biting a girl in the ass. I'd be more careful what you wish for, honey.
See you at Supremacy....[/b]
**wink**
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