Post by DARKSIDE on Jun 21, 2010 19:52:04 GMT -6
Coming back from a commercial break, Angel is shown already in the ring. She is decked out in her "business attire"...a lacy black corsette with red trim, knee-high stockings with garters, long black silk gloves and 7-inch spiked heels. The men in the crowd (and some of the ladies) are already cheering, whistling and carrying on just at the sight of her!
She paces the ring for a bit, swaying her hips and showing off to the fans at ringside who get her attention. After she's had her fun, she raises her mic up to her lips....
As you all saw last night, the Divas division on Rampage is second to none! We have ALL the former and current champions right HERE! I mean, except for the cheap piece of tin they call the "Divas Chamnpionship". Pfft...Sarina can have that one over at Shockwave. Ha ha.... We've got the freakin' XXX title....and our ladies are most definitely....HARDCORE!!
Which brings me to the person who is holding that champioship....Monique. Yeah, YOU...buffalo buns! I'm talking to you! What the fuck were you doing? You beat Dangerbreed Angel...or whatever...**giggle** and you took BOTH titles after you won the match? Ummm....ya gotta give the Divas title back, numbnuts!
I'll make sure the "other" Angel gets her title belt back. Can't leave Sarina without a top bitch on her show. Too bad Monique didn't actually lose (for once). She could have had a real tear-jerking reunion with her sorry little meal ticket BFF who I crushed straight into retirement just a few weeks ago. Oh well...Sarina's not here anymore, Skank-zilla. But, ya know something. I'm not gonna be bitter anymore. Yeah! You heard me. Me and Monique don't see eye-to-eye on much, but she has earned my respect lately. It's undeniable! She's a beast and maybe the most dominant champion in CWE history. She's like the Osiris of the Divas division. Ha ha.... Only..not as totally yummy and her ass isn't nearly as.. **ahem** Hooooo-kay. Moving along...[/b]
Angel catches her mind drifting to places people don't need to go and she catches herself. She straightens up and tries to act more professional...
Alright. Where was I? Oh....yeah. If last night's show was any indication, the Divas of Rampage are poised to tear down the house every time they walk that aisle, babies!! ...and with yours truly leading them...you can bet your sweet asses that they WILL! We've got the incomparable Violet Rayne!![/b]
The crowd goes crazy...
We've got the former XXX Champion...TERRA!![/b]
The crowd cherrs wildly and chants for Terra...
The Rampage brand made out like a fucking bandit! Our Divas roster is just one big SCORE after another! I'm proud to know that MY brand has nothing but the absolute BEST to offer
....and that's why I was especially pleased by the debut of my newest acquistion. We had a little try-out match last night, and I have to say....she blew me away. She got me off so easily and gave me so much delicious pain!! Ooooohhh......she's a keeper!!
Ha ha haa...
I'm talking, of course, about CWE's newest Diva....Rampage's newest "Hellcat"....Hamata Puro![/b]
Angel motions with her right hand, directing attention to the stage and the giant video 'tron where a highlight package featuring Hamata Puro is shown. When the camera comes back to Angel, she is seen clapping with a big, confident smile on her face....
Now...if anyone in the back has ideas of where they want to go or what they want to do while they're under my wing....please speak now, or forever...rest...in...peace!!![/b]
Angel does a goofy parody of the Undertaker and giggles as she stands back up and waits for someone to make their presence known in the arena...
(tag to any Rampage "Hellcats")
She paces the ring for a bit, swaying her hips and showing off to the fans at ringside who get her attention. After she's had her fun, she raises her mic up to her lips....
As you all saw last night, the Divas division on Rampage is second to none! We have ALL the former and current champions right HERE! I mean, except for the cheap piece of tin they call the "Divas Chamnpionship". Pfft...Sarina can have that one over at Shockwave. Ha ha.... We've got the freakin' XXX title....and our ladies are most definitely....HARDCORE!!
Which brings me to the person who is holding that champioship....Monique. Yeah, YOU...buffalo buns! I'm talking to you! What the fuck were you doing? You beat Dangerbreed Angel...or whatever...**giggle** and you took BOTH titles after you won the match? Ummm....ya gotta give the Divas title back, numbnuts!
I'll make sure the "other" Angel gets her title belt back. Can't leave Sarina without a top bitch on her show. Too bad Monique didn't actually lose (for once). She could have had a real tear-jerking reunion with her sorry little meal ticket BFF who I crushed straight into retirement just a few weeks ago. Oh well...Sarina's not here anymore, Skank-zilla. But, ya know something. I'm not gonna be bitter anymore. Yeah! You heard me. Me and Monique don't see eye-to-eye on much, but she has earned my respect lately. It's undeniable! She's a beast and maybe the most dominant champion in CWE history. She's like the Osiris of the Divas division. Ha ha.... Only..not as totally yummy and her ass isn't nearly as.. **ahem** Hooooo-kay. Moving along...[/b]
Angel catches her mind drifting to places people don't need to go and she catches herself. She straightens up and tries to act more professional...
Alright. Where was I? Oh....yeah. If last night's show was any indication, the Divas of Rampage are poised to tear down the house every time they walk that aisle, babies!! ...and with yours truly leading them...you can bet your sweet asses that they WILL! We've got the incomparable Violet Rayne!![/b]
The crowd goes crazy...
We've got the former XXX Champion...TERRA!![/b]
The crowd cherrs wildly and chants for Terra...
The Rampage brand made out like a fucking bandit! Our Divas roster is just one big SCORE after another! I'm proud to know that MY brand has nothing but the absolute BEST to offer
....and that's why I was especially pleased by the debut of my newest acquistion. We had a little try-out match last night, and I have to say....she blew me away. She got me off so easily and gave me so much delicious pain!! Ooooohhh......she's a keeper!!
Ha ha haa...
I'm talking, of course, about CWE's newest Diva....Rampage's newest "Hellcat"....Hamata Puro![/b]
Angel motions with her right hand, directing attention to the stage and the giant video 'tron where a highlight package featuring Hamata Puro is shown. When the camera comes back to Angel, she is seen clapping with a big, confident smile on her face....
Now...if anyone in the back has ideas of where they want to go or what they want to do while they're under my wing....please speak now, or forever...rest...in...peace!!![/b]
Angel does a goofy parody of the Undertaker and giggles as she stands back up and waits for someone to make their presence known in the arena...
(tag to any Rampage "Hellcats")