Post by Eddy Introspect on Jan 24, 2010 16:33:43 GMT -6
The scene opens with Eddy Introspect and his latest partner in crime Biron Rolari standing in the middle of the ring with Sally Smith, the latest CWE interviewer acquisition. Although both weren't looking necessarily pleased with their last appearance, a glimmer of hope was still shining through the depressing eyes of Eddy morbid mask. Cracking his knuckles, one by one, each making a small "cracking" noise as he continued, Sally questionably puts a microphone towards his white slit, and a muffled voice begins to echo throughout the arena. "We might not look like the greatest team to ever grace the sport of professional wrestling, but believe me, Biron and I? We have a CONNECTION! He rose a free hand high into the air, sounding more enthused then he did just a week ago, "I can feel it. The power surges between both of us. He's big, has a killer mustache, and the muscle mass only a boy, such as myself, can dream about. Whereas I have the stealthy quickness of an albino panther, the charisma of a climbing lemur, and the genuine confidence of lesbian daughter coming out to her close-minded parents, together WE, BIRON AND I! ARE A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH!
A serious undertone then gets in his voice, "But there is one thing we need. One thing we crave." He puts a hand on Biron's big shoulder, "A name that spreads fear to our future competitors. Biron and I have been exchanging suggestions back and forth backstage, and everything we've come up for ourselves is complete and utter crap. It's not lack of our creativity, it's the lack of being able to reach a decision that we're both proud of!" He then turns his head away from the camera as his voice begins to crack, "And without a name, I'm afraid we can't face The Revolution for the CWE Tag Team Championships."
Sally, who was silent up until that moment, decides it was time to allow her voice to be heard, "Does that mean you and Biron are challenging William James and Kevin Daniels for the tag team championships tonight?"
Eddy tries to speak up, but is taken back by his sobs, and his tight-tight jeans weren't helping in the matter. Biron, seeing this as his cue, decides to speak up for the team.
A serious undertone then gets in his voice, "But there is one thing we need. One thing we crave." He puts a hand on Biron's big shoulder, "A name that spreads fear to our future competitors. Biron and I have been exchanging suggestions back and forth backstage, and everything we've come up for ourselves is complete and utter crap. It's not lack of our creativity, it's the lack of being able to reach a decision that we're both proud of!" He then turns his head away from the camera as his voice begins to crack, "And without a name, I'm afraid we can't face The Revolution for the CWE Tag Team Championships."
Sally, who was silent up until that moment, decides it was time to allow her voice to be heard, "Does that mean you and Biron are challenging William James and Kevin Daniels for the tag team championships tonight?"
Eddy tries to speak up, but is taken back by his sobs, and his tight-tight jeans weren't helping in the matter. Biron, seeing this as his cue, decides to speak up for the team.