Post by Julia Wilde on Jan 24, 2010 19:42:36 GMT -6
(ooc: Going to totally George Lucas this post and add in a theme song) played and I was on my way down to the ring. I think I've graduated to “absolutely despised” after my last showing and well that's fine. I kind of make myself a little sick now, but I'll deal. I avoided everyone and just ran up and hit the ring except there was this loud booing noise.
What?
Shrug.
Alright, alright let's get to what everyone wants to talk about, I know it's controversial but...
Even though they're going to be everywhere this year but I really can't bring myself to be “done” with Vampire Weekend yet. Thoughts?
They were booing. Meaning I should probably say I hate them now so people still think I'm cool.
Alright, alright I get it. I wanted to spare you the pain of talking about how I defeated your hero by submission and how it's pretty much inevitable that I'm going to be your next Divas champion but we can get real for a minute if you want. In fact, why don't you show it again?
We see Julia down in her partner's Camel Clutch struggling to get out or at least say that she was the wrong person. She fails and has to tap but then the bell rang...
HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS BY SUBMISSION, KIKENA AND JULIA WILDE!
Julia had made it to her feet by now and just stood there with her mouth wide open as her arm was raised. And then the celebration. She began dancing all over the ring to Kikena's theme, climbing the turnbuckles, laughing maniacally and generally just being Julia Wilde.
A lot of people are asking themselves how did this happen? Not even on the level of how someone keeps doing it to the world champion but people literally have no idea what happened at the end of that match. Well I have the answer to all of your questions.
You're thinking too hard.
I said as I condescendingly poked at my brain region.
It's true, and I blame Violet Rayne for that. Her and her linuxcore alt look and her programming references and her promos where you have to send away for the Violet Rayne decoder ring that costs FIFTEEN GODDAMNED DOLLARS PLUS SHIPPING ON CWESHOP.com to even begin to understand. Oh sure, I could be like her. I could explain in great detail how this actually constitutes a win for me. Believe me, I completely understand this situation. But because I love you all I'm going to dumb it down for you.
I am a winner so I won.
I just did it in a new non-traditional yet 'culturally relevant' way. It doesn't matter that I was being HUMBLE'D by the Blue Fairy and I had to let her dumb ass know that she had to let go since we're on the same team. All you need to take away from that show is that I defeated your champion via submission, I have beaten her twice in so many matches and at Lethal Lockdown I can't necessarily guarantee that I will pin her, force her to submit, knock her out or provoke a referee stoppage but I can assure you I will be declared the winner.
I couldn't help just standing there and smiling. I'm kind of freaking out about how great all this is.
What?
Shrug.
Alright, alright let's get to what everyone wants to talk about, I know it's controversial but...
Even though they're going to be everywhere this year but I really can't bring myself to be “done” with Vampire Weekend yet. Thoughts?
They were booing. Meaning I should probably say I hate them now so people still think I'm cool.
Alright, alright I get it. I wanted to spare you the pain of talking about how I defeated your hero by submission and how it's pretty much inevitable that I'm going to be your next Divas champion but we can get real for a minute if you want. In fact, why don't you show it again?
We see Julia down in her partner's Camel Clutch struggling to get out or at least say that she was the wrong person. She fails and has to tap but then the bell rang...
HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS BY SUBMISSION, KIKENA AND JULIA WILDE!
Julia had made it to her feet by now and just stood there with her mouth wide open as her arm was raised. And then the celebration. She began dancing all over the ring to Kikena's theme, climbing the turnbuckles, laughing maniacally and generally just being Julia Wilde.
A lot of people are asking themselves how did this happen? Not even on the level of how someone keeps doing it to the world champion but people literally have no idea what happened at the end of that match. Well I have the answer to all of your questions.
You're thinking too hard.
I said as I condescendingly poked at my brain region.
It's true, and I blame Violet Rayne for that. Her and her linuxcore alt look and her programming references and her promos where you have to send away for the Violet Rayne decoder ring that costs FIFTEEN GODDAMNED DOLLARS PLUS SHIPPING ON CWESHOP.com to even begin to understand. Oh sure, I could be like her. I could explain in great detail how this actually constitutes a win for me. Believe me, I completely understand this situation. But because I love you all I'm going to dumb it down for you.
I am a winner so I won.
I just did it in a new non-traditional yet 'culturally relevant' way. It doesn't matter that I was being HUMBLE'D by the Blue Fairy and I had to let her dumb ass know that she had to let go since we're on the same team. All you need to take away from that show is that I defeated your champion via submission, I have beaten her twice in so many matches and at Lethal Lockdown I can't necessarily guarantee that I will pin her, force her to submit, knock her out or provoke a referee stoppage but I can assure you I will be declared the winner.
I couldn't help just standing there and smiling. I'm kind of freaking out about how great all this is.