Post by Eddy Introspect on Feb 5, 2010 2:01:18 GMT -6
Sitting in the corner of a dark room, we could only see the white glowing of Eddy's slit and glasses from his mask. The lighting made him look even more depressed from before, providing the perfect accents to compliment his angst. He clears his throat, and begins to speak, "Why doesn't he allow me to die? Why doesn't he allow me to finally fulfill my destiny?" Through woeful tears he continues, "I just don't understand, is there more? Am I not done? JUST WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?! His glasses disappear for a moment as a black mass wipes the tears seeping through his depressing mask. "I've won the United States Championship. I've graced the loyalty of having a tag team partner, and winning the gold then. I don't know how I did it, but I have a loyal fan-following, and how anyone can love me, let alone you, is beyond my childlike imagination." He pauses, and sounds like he's in the utmost of pain as his tight-tight jeans decide to strain his groin area after such a negative comment. "But I hardly consider myself lucky! THIS PAIN, THIS PAIN IT JUST HURTS ME SO! AND I CAN'T TAKE YOU OFF. YOU'VE BECOME A PART OF ME, A PART OF MY EMOTIONAL SOUL! And it hurts, it hurts so much."
He falls silent for a moment as the squirming sounds end, and Eddy's quiet voice comes back again, "Are you sure? Are you positive? Is that the only thing I can do to make you love me again?" Silence once again unfolds. "But that championship is sharp. I've heard it's made of the purest tin foil. I'm not sure if I can sport such an object. I might cut myself!" The mask then looks to have taken a suddenly realization, and Eddy's tone of voice of changes. "That was your plan all along, wasn't it?! A championship so sharp that not only could I shave my brisk facial hair underneath this leather, but finally bring myself back to the oldest of my nasty habits?" He seems to nod to himself as the mask raises, "I always knew you were smarter then me. You've always seen the light of day better then I ever have, I was wrong to have ever questioned you. Truly, after I do this, he will finally allow me to pass." Then with seemingly a skip in his step, Eddy Introspect leaves the dark room. His mission? To win the CWE Hardcore championship.
He falls silent for a moment as the squirming sounds end, and Eddy's quiet voice comes back again, "Are you sure? Are you positive? Is that the only thing I can do to make you love me again?" Silence once again unfolds. "But that championship is sharp. I've heard it's made of the purest tin foil. I'm not sure if I can sport such an object. I might cut myself!" The mask then looks to have taken a suddenly realization, and Eddy's tone of voice of changes. "That was your plan all along, wasn't it?! A championship so sharp that not only could I shave my brisk facial hair underneath this leather, but finally bring myself back to the oldest of my nasty habits?" He seems to nod to himself as the mask raises, "I always knew you were smarter then me. You've always seen the light of day better then I ever have, I was wrong to have ever questioned you. Truly, after I do this, he will finally allow me to pass." Then with seemingly a skip in his step, Eddy Introspect leaves the dark room. His mission? To win the CWE Hardcore championship.