Post by Julia Wilde on Feb 16, 2010 23:29:32 GMT -6
I staked out the big CWE banner backstage for my big megastar interview going into the next Rampage. Yeah, I may not be the champion yet but still I like to think I'm the rising tide that lifts all boats for the CWE women in the star power department. I know I was starting to take care of myself, develop an aura, get on the marketing train. That Jennifer shirt suddenly went teal and became Julia Wilde-branded. Even the hoodie didn't look cheap any more. So I knew I had to set something up with that Sally Smith this week because standing next to her definitely makes me look a jillion times more intimidating.
This is Sally Smith, backstage with Julia Wilde. Julia, how do you feel coming off your win against Kikena last week?
Pretty good. You know, I knew I'd have to tear through other all the other “cosmonauts” and maybe even a few TV reporters who ask softball questions.
I said with the intent to startle but wow she cries on cue too? That was nothing by my standards. Oh, what a relationship we're going to have.
What's wrong with you?
As she sobbed off camera I lifted her wrist, and by extension the mic to my face.
You'd never see an emotional outburst like that from me on live TV.
Fine, I'll do this myself. I think my last match answered a few of questions. People have been asking me for weeks how I put away the champ in that tag match. I've maintained that tapping out to her Camel Clutch made me the aggressor in our match and it was my lateral thinking that pulled us through in my submission victory over Violet Rayne. Yeah, that's right.
Did you think I forgot about all that?
Because I didn't and I'm going to keep talking about it until everyone agrees this happened the way I think it did.
I said staring deep into the souls of the television audience.
Beyond that we know what happened at the pay per view was a temporary setback. I made a stupid mistake and it won't happen again. No one 's going to stand in the way of me making a pina colada out of Violet Rayne. I have everything it takes to be a champion here in CWE except for purple hair and a plaid skirt, but I don't need them to promote an authentic, culturally relevant personal brand unlike the rest of the stripper patrol.
You know, like the so-called Blue Fairy herself. Hey, I'd love to see you come here and try to give me her sage advice now, MOM. Maybe she'll explain how she's the better woman after she took that knee to the face.
Oh, wait she can't because she doesn't have a head any more!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA...
Hey, come on Sally. I'm sorry about before join in.
AHAHAHAHA...
Yeah, she wasn't really feeling it the way I was. I bet I could go on laughing maniacally like this forever...
This is Sally Smith, backstage with Julia Wilde. Julia, how do you feel coming off your win against Kikena last week?
Pretty good. You know, I knew I'd have to tear through other all the other “cosmonauts” and maybe even a few TV reporters who ask softball questions.
I said with the intent to startle but wow she cries on cue too? That was nothing by my standards. Oh, what a relationship we're going to have.
What's wrong with you?
As she sobbed off camera I lifted her wrist, and by extension the mic to my face.
You'd never see an emotional outburst like that from me on live TV.
Fine, I'll do this myself. I think my last match answered a few of questions. People have been asking me for weeks how I put away the champ in that tag match. I've maintained that tapping out to her Camel Clutch made me the aggressor in our match and it was my lateral thinking that pulled us through in my submission victory over Violet Rayne. Yeah, that's right.
Did you think I forgot about all that?
Because I didn't and I'm going to keep talking about it until everyone agrees this happened the way I think it did.
I said staring deep into the souls of the television audience.
Beyond that we know what happened at the pay per view was a temporary setback. I made a stupid mistake and it won't happen again. No one 's going to stand in the way of me making a pina colada out of Violet Rayne. I have everything it takes to be a champion here in CWE except for purple hair and a plaid skirt, but I don't need them to promote an authentic, culturally relevant personal brand unlike the rest of the stripper patrol.
You know, like the so-called Blue Fairy herself. Hey, I'd love to see you come here and try to give me her sage advice now, MOM. Maybe she'll explain how she's the better woman after she took that knee to the face.
Oh, wait she can't because she doesn't have a head any more!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA...
Hey, come on Sally. I'm sorry about before join in.
AHAHAHAHA...
Yeah, she wasn't really feeling it the way I was. I bet I could go on laughing maniacally like this forever...