Post by genesis on Apr 18, 2010 19:14:29 GMT -6
Awww, yes. What an eventful evening tonight was here at Rampage. A piece of the puzzle had been introduced earlier in the evening. Kevin & Jessica Daniels jumping ship to The Society was a daring, yet bold move. After those events took place. Payne couldn't help but take humor in yet another boring, uneventful and ridiculous promo cut by a broken down, beaten up stick figured bimbo by the name of Osiris. Yes, folks. 'Bimbo' is usually a name reserved for dumb blonde's. But given the stupidity and complete lack of in-coherence of Osiris in recent weeks. 'Bimbo' seemed to fit him more & more to a tee.
And as such. Payne thought it was best to deliver a message of his own. From the real 'throne' of a king. The current World Heavyweight Champion of Cyber Wrestling Entertainment was about to deliver a few more words of wisdom tonight to his millions upon millions of fans. Whether they wanted to listen or not. They was going to hear him speak regardless:
Ya know, I'm starting to wonder if me and Osiris are playing a game of 'cat & mouse' every week. I go out and do something that pisses him off. Osiris then comes out and bores people to death with a speech that no one gives a shit about. We rinse, and repeat week in & week out.
Gotta admit it, brother. Its starting to get a little bit old. Almost to a point where I believe there is truly no hope for you whatsoever. From one friend to another, Osiris. You need to come to terms with your loss.
I'm sorry my friend... but its over. Your dream of conquering CWE... is now a distant memory. Face it. Since I arrived. People starting caring less & less about you. And now. They can't WAIT to see you die. Hell, even I can't wait for that day to happen. Because honestly ? Your boring me to death as it is.
But, no matter. I might as well humor you just one last time. Answer a few 'concerns' you have about yours truly.
First off, as far as me recruiting the Daniel's couple. I recruited the best of the group possible. Lets face it. Without Kevin Daniels. The Revolution would have SUCKED ! William James wasn't in his league. You know it. I know it. Kevin Daniels was, is, and forever will be the heart & soul of that tag team. To be frank. Its about damn time your world started to open up there eyes & ears to the truth. William James did nothing but hold that young man back. He always had have the final word in everything. Always had to be the man to come out first. James always had to get the winning pinfall or submission. He couldn't stand anyone. Let alone, his own tag team partner steal the spotlight. Like yourself, Osiris. William James is nothing but an over grown, insignificant GLORY HOG !
Moving on...
Then you say your a 'quality' wrestling... To borrow a phrase: "Tell me... he did not just say that ?" I mean, lets think about this for a moment folks.
Quality + Osiris ??
That's a giant case of 'What the Fuck-sticks' I've ever heard in my life. Tell me, Osiris. At CWE Supremacy. Where were you ? Were you headlining the main event of that show ? Were you the CWE World Heavyweight Champion ? Better yet, were you even a #1 Contender for that title ? I don't think so. Matter of fact. If memory serves me correctly. You were the opening act !
Now fans, isn't that quality of what. A 'King' opening up the show ? A man, who is so in love with himself. That he loses track with reality. So much so, that he forgets his new role in the company ?
Face it, Osiris. Your a curtain jerker. You were a curtain jerker in the big leagues. Now, your a curtain jerker on the independent scene since I've come into town.
Me ? On the other hand ? I'm not just the 'Main Event' here on the smaller promotions. Much less the bigger leagues. But hell, son...
I AM THE FUCKING SHOW !!!
*clears throat*
Bottom line is this, numb nuts. As far as my 'recruiting' goes. You've only seen the 'tip of the iceberg'. Because I've got a plethora of surprises in store for you. Matter of fact. The biggest one of them all ? I guarantee will ROCK the wrestling world. Matter of fact. Not even your little 'Messenger' will even see this one coming.
And as far as tonight's Rampage goes ? I'll give you credit where credit is due, Osiris. You're right on one thing. I do need to stop fighting these jobbers and start fighting main eventers more of my caliber.
I mean, me facing you tonight would make yourself a 'hypocrite' now would it not ? It would be like me facing a jobber all over again just like last week. So I tell ya what. Instead of me facing you (aka, a jobber). I think as YOUR World Heavyweight Champion. I'm going to start throwing my weight around here. Tonight, I have decided that. For the benefit of my own well being. That I...
*slight pause*
*OK, Long Dramatic Pause*
... Will be taking the night off !
Besides, I'm the champ. I gotta have some say in what I do around here. So Osiris, as much as I would love to kick you around in the dirt one more time ? Thats just not going to happen. So the way it goes. I take the night off and... you find some other street rat to play 'jobber fodder' with here at Rampage.
Get it ? Got It ?? Good !
Book Closed. End of Story. Deal With It !
And with that. The camera shuts off. I can't fucking believe this. Payne taking a night off ? *Sniff, Sniff*. Dunno about you folks. But I smell bullshit in the air. Is Payne really wanting to take the night off, or is he afraid of Osiris ?
You be the judge.
And as such. Payne thought it was best to deliver a message of his own. From the real 'throne' of a king. The current World Heavyweight Champion of Cyber Wrestling Entertainment was about to deliver a few more words of wisdom tonight to his millions upon millions of fans. Whether they wanted to listen or not. They was going to hear him speak regardless:
Ya know, I'm starting to wonder if me and Osiris are playing a game of 'cat & mouse' every week. I go out and do something that pisses him off. Osiris then comes out and bores people to death with a speech that no one gives a shit about. We rinse, and repeat week in & week out.
Gotta admit it, brother. Its starting to get a little bit old. Almost to a point where I believe there is truly no hope for you whatsoever. From one friend to another, Osiris. You need to come to terms with your loss.
I'm sorry my friend... but its over. Your dream of conquering CWE... is now a distant memory. Face it. Since I arrived. People starting caring less & less about you. And now. They can't WAIT to see you die. Hell, even I can't wait for that day to happen. Because honestly ? Your boring me to death as it is.
But, no matter. I might as well humor you just one last time. Answer a few 'concerns' you have about yours truly.
First off, as far as me recruiting the Daniel's couple. I recruited the best of the group possible. Lets face it. Without Kevin Daniels. The Revolution would have SUCKED ! William James wasn't in his league. You know it. I know it. Kevin Daniels was, is, and forever will be the heart & soul of that tag team. To be frank. Its about damn time your world started to open up there eyes & ears to the truth. William James did nothing but hold that young man back. He always had have the final word in everything. Always had to be the man to come out first. James always had to get the winning pinfall or submission. He couldn't stand anyone. Let alone, his own tag team partner steal the spotlight. Like yourself, Osiris. William James is nothing but an over grown, insignificant GLORY HOG !
Moving on...
Then you say your a 'quality' wrestling... To borrow a phrase: "Tell me... he did not just say that ?" I mean, lets think about this for a moment folks.
Quality + Osiris ??
That's a giant case of 'What the Fuck-sticks' I've ever heard in my life. Tell me, Osiris. At CWE Supremacy. Where were you ? Were you headlining the main event of that show ? Were you the CWE World Heavyweight Champion ? Better yet, were you even a #1 Contender for that title ? I don't think so. Matter of fact. If memory serves me correctly. You were the opening act !
Now fans, isn't that quality of what. A 'King' opening up the show ? A man, who is so in love with himself. That he loses track with reality. So much so, that he forgets his new role in the company ?
Face it, Osiris. Your a curtain jerker. You were a curtain jerker in the big leagues. Now, your a curtain jerker on the independent scene since I've come into town.
Me ? On the other hand ? I'm not just the 'Main Event' here on the smaller promotions. Much less the bigger leagues. But hell, son...
I AM THE FUCKING SHOW !!!
*clears throat*
Bottom line is this, numb nuts. As far as my 'recruiting' goes. You've only seen the 'tip of the iceberg'. Because I've got a plethora of surprises in store for you. Matter of fact. The biggest one of them all ? I guarantee will ROCK the wrestling world. Matter of fact. Not even your little 'Messenger' will even see this one coming.
And as far as tonight's Rampage goes ? I'll give you credit where credit is due, Osiris. You're right on one thing. I do need to stop fighting these jobbers and start fighting main eventers more of my caliber.
I mean, me facing you tonight would make yourself a 'hypocrite' now would it not ? It would be like me facing a jobber all over again just like last week. So I tell ya what. Instead of me facing you (aka, a jobber). I think as YOUR World Heavyweight Champion. I'm going to start throwing my weight around here. Tonight, I have decided that. For the benefit of my own well being. That I...
*slight pause*
*OK, Long Dramatic Pause*
... Will be taking the night off !
Besides, I'm the champ. I gotta have some say in what I do around here. So Osiris, as much as I would love to kick you around in the dirt one more time ? Thats just not going to happen. So the way it goes. I take the night off and... you find some other street rat to play 'jobber fodder' with here at Rampage.
Get it ? Got It ?? Good !
Book Closed. End of Story. Deal With It !
And with that. The camera shuts off. I can't fucking believe this. Payne taking a night off ? *Sniff, Sniff*. Dunno about you folks. But I smell bullshit in the air. Is Payne really wanting to take the night off, or is he afraid of Osiris ?
You be the judge.