The Northwest Passage Opens Nov 9, 2010 19:23:03 GMT -6
Post by Violet Rayne on Nov 9, 2010 19:23:03 GMT -6
Straight from the heart of the Northwest Passage, Fishbone cuts into the winter air with "Party At Ground Zero" as the lights lower and flash into rock-show mode. The drums turn to thunder and Violet throws the black curtain aside and thrashes her total ska body out onto the stage to a thunderous roar. The Pineapple Princess has returned and, after a momentary pause to let everyone know it's all too real, she rock steps down the ramp and into the center of the ring. The signer reminds them a hundred times that "this is not a charade."
"The Mime Army of 2010 has been defeated. Kasey Kasey has been off-lined, and I have the full specter eyes open for any Wilde Bear signs. Stop. Do Not Enter. Wrong Way child as I am about declare the Northwest Passage officially open!"
The crowd cheers in celebration for the words they have been waiting to hear, along with the other 90% or the words that comes from their ugly, step-sister's mouth. She is pleased with her single handed destruction of the great mime army, and she lets herself nod her head in agreement. But finally she holds up her hand to silence the crowd, because there was always more news.
"I wanted to come out here and tell you that the Northwest Passage is open, and that much is total truth squared. I wanted to come out here on the high resolution and tell you that the Northwest Passage is secure and my work here is done."
The crowd cried out no, and Violet shook her head along with them.
"But it's NOT! My beautiful siblings, the Northwest Passage is NOT secure and I'm NOT leaving the Sierra Hotel proper until it is!"
The crowd cheered that their Princess would not be leaving them in their greatest time of need.
"See, while I was scannin the hori-Z for any mime sign, I saw the Android Daniels raise her Germanic inspired head and when I turned to verify? There was the monster Monique doing the G-zilla stomp on our precious 88 stations. She's working up the line... MY line as we speak."
Violet pointed outside the arena, where no doubt Monique was eating people and destroying power grids as they all sat safe inside.
"I turned to get to the full vio mode locked on her form, when I saw Angel still desperate for some kind of long, dark, lonely hug."
Violet shivered in fear and revulsion at the thought of it all, and the crowd began to chant 'Princess'. But Violet wasn't done just yet.
"That's when I knew the Mime Army of 2010 had only been a test for the full count 11. I'm not done until Mr. Johnson is sleeping undisturbed on his money sacks and the entire line of 88 stations is completely restored. I'm putting it all on the dotted with the black ink. I'm going to drive them back to the Passage gates and kick the door in their faces because YOU are my beautiful siblings and that is worth fighting for."
The crowd cheered her on as she smiled out all of them.
"So Cyborg Daniels, I'm making this a no-techno zone and Angel? I told you before I'm full Free Range and don't need your hands. All I need is Mr. Johnson's credit fuel and Monique with the Cosmonaut Gold in my pano-view. Because you see Monique? 2010 you were the monster that destroyed my Tokyo. But you didn't destroy me, and so that's why you're here tonight. Ground Zero. Page 233. The Monster Sleeps Again."
With that Violet lowered her microphone as the crowd cheered one more time.