Post by Kasey Kasey on Dec 3, 2009 3:04:40 GMT -6
(OOC: Doesn't have to lead to a match. I realize I'm super late with this, and I just feel like putting up a role-play for more character development.)
As the scene comes into play, the watching pay-per-view crowd is suddenly met with the very white teeth of Kasey Kasey, CWE's latest Diva acquisition. The Head of CWE Talent Relations, Cyrus Pain (though very unofficially, it was a title he merely bestowed upon himself) found Kasey Kasey in the latest JC Penny clothing catalog, and was so enamored by her serene beauty that he "hired" her on the spot. Kasey Kasey's mother had connections, and although reluctant at first, she just couldn't say "no." Granted, it's hard to object when you're ambushed by the photographer your mother's "friend" hired, complete with the already laid out collection for you to sport upon arriving home after a lengthy ride from your last wrestling event. JC Penny's Christmas Collection was just so important, and having a mother who refused to acknowledge her daughter's wrestling ambitions made things exceedingly difficult.
Nevertheless, who would have thought that it was blessing in disguise? Although originally intended to be Cyrus' valet, after Cyrus failed to arrive at a very important talent relations meeting (some sort of wacky shenanigans involved) Kasey was signed to a CWE Divas Competitors contract. Although not exactly 'new' to the world of professional wrestling, Kasey Kasey was still very green in the ring, and there was no guarantee that her chosen gimmick would go over with the crowd. Shelby could only do so much.
So, this promo was either make it or break it, practically her entire career would branch off from this very promo.
A confident expression on her face, the camera zooms away from her teeth as they're finally met with the blonde beauty looking in front of them. Most of the wondering why Kelly Kelly was suddenly on two stations at once. Keep in mind, this promo was going on AFTER the competitors for the upcoming Divas Championship match were already determined, in fact, that match was scheduled to happen five minutes ago. "So, I realize I'm super-super-super-super-super late with this BUT, BUT!" She holds up an index finger, trying to bring a confident smile back to her watching peers, "I'm here to declare my candidacy for the upcoming Divas Championship battle royal, royal!" Although extremely toothy at first, her confident smile faded quickly as a member of the personnel staff suddenly gave her the depressing news. Wondering why a man would wear such tight-tight pants, Kasey Kasey shakes her head to rid herself of the thought before facing the camera again. "Yeah, yeah..." a nervous laugh then arose from the new superstar as the watching crowd began to feel sympathy for her. But then again, Kelly Kelly should never hold a championship, she lacks all the necessary credentials. "Where to go from here, where to go from here...oh! I KNOW, KNOW!"
Closing her eyes, she takes a deep breath to help relax her nerves before smiling at the camera again, "Hi. I'm Kasey Kasey, and although I won't be participating in tonight's very important divas battle royal event, I just want to say I give all my luck to the competitors tonight. I may not look like quite the packaged-deal, but I once went an entire month without texting, texting." She closes her eyes and nods to herself obviously proud of her previous endeavors. She then continues again in a really cool, serious tone of voice. "It was difficult, but I pulled through. Why? Because I'm a determined competitor. When I set my eyes to something, anything, even remembering to change the litter box...
I do it!
...And right now? My eyes, these eyes." She points at her eyes, opening them really wide, making her look rather silly-frightening "They're looking at the CWE Divas Championship." She pauses, and nervously laughs once more, breaking her "cool" voice. "Not literally, I don't have the title right in front of me, that would be silly, and hard to look at the camera, but you get it right? Anyways, anyways." She refocuses herself, and gets her "cool" voice back again, "So, whomever wins and holds that title in all it's glory? Be ready to face THESE EYES, EYES." Kasey Kasey's eyes get silly-big again as she continues to stare at the camera.
As the scene comes into play, the watching pay-per-view crowd is suddenly met with the very white teeth of Kasey Kasey, CWE's latest Diva acquisition. The Head of CWE Talent Relations, Cyrus Pain (though very unofficially, it was a title he merely bestowed upon himself) found Kasey Kasey in the latest JC Penny clothing catalog, and was so enamored by her serene beauty that he "hired" her on the spot. Kasey Kasey's mother had connections, and although reluctant at first, she just couldn't say "no." Granted, it's hard to object when you're ambushed by the photographer your mother's "friend" hired, complete with the already laid out collection for you to sport upon arriving home after a lengthy ride from your last wrestling event. JC Penny's Christmas Collection was just so important, and having a mother who refused to acknowledge her daughter's wrestling ambitions made things exceedingly difficult.
Nevertheless, who would have thought that it was blessing in disguise? Although originally intended to be Cyrus' valet, after Cyrus failed to arrive at a very important talent relations meeting (some sort of wacky shenanigans involved) Kasey was signed to a CWE Divas Competitors contract. Although not exactly 'new' to the world of professional wrestling, Kasey Kasey was still very green in the ring, and there was no guarantee that her chosen gimmick would go over with the crowd. Shelby could only do so much.
So, this promo was either make it or break it, practically her entire career would branch off from this very promo.
A confident expression on her face, the camera zooms away from her teeth as they're finally met with the blonde beauty looking in front of them. Most of the wondering why Kelly Kelly was suddenly on two stations at once. Keep in mind, this promo was going on AFTER the competitors for the upcoming Divas Championship match were already determined, in fact, that match was scheduled to happen five minutes ago. "So, I realize I'm super-super-super-super-super late with this BUT, BUT!" She holds up an index finger, trying to bring a confident smile back to her watching peers, "I'm here to declare my candidacy for the upcoming Divas Championship battle royal, royal!" Although extremely toothy at first, her confident smile faded quickly as a member of the personnel staff suddenly gave her the depressing news. Wondering why a man would wear such tight-tight pants, Kasey Kasey shakes her head to rid herself of the thought before facing the camera again. "Yeah, yeah..." a nervous laugh then arose from the new superstar as the watching crowd began to feel sympathy for her. But then again, Kelly Kelly should never hold a championship, she lacks all the necessary credentials. "Where to go from here, where to go from here...oh! I KNOW, KNOW!"
Closing her eyes, she takes a deep breath to help relax her nerves before smiling at the camera again, "Hi. I'm Kasey Kasey, and although I won't be participating in tonight's very important divas battle royal event, I just want to say I give all my luck to the competitors tonight. I may not look like quite the packaged-deal, but I once went an entire month without texting, texting." She closes her eyes and nods to herself obviously proud of her previous endeavors. She then continues again in a really cool, serious tone of voice. "It was difficult, but I pulled through. Why? Because I'm a determined competitor. When I set my eyes to something, anything, even remembering to change the litter box...
I do it!
...And right now? My eyes, these eyes." She points at her eyes, opening them really wide, making her look rather silly-frightening "They're looking at the CWE Divas Championship." She pauses, and nervously laughs once more, breaking her "cool" voice. "Not literally, I don't have the title right in front of me, that would be silly, and hard to look at the camera, but you get it right? Anyways, anyways." She refocuses herself, and gets her "cool" voice back again, "So, whomever wins and holds that title in all it's glory? Be ready to face THESE EYES, EYES." Kasey Kasey's eyes get silly-big again as she continues to stare at the camera.