Post by Violet Rayne on May 3, 2010 23:26:47 GMT -6
Kick Girls were the most dangerous because they would just knock you out of the blind light and leave you doing the fish gasp. That's exactly what went down when Violet Rayne lost her Cosmonaut Championship for a second time to the Space Bunny Spin Kick of Noel. There was no getting up from that.
"I really hate being kicked in the head."
Violet muttered mostly to herself and her pit crew as a towel flew into the scene. She caught it, and wiped her face as dry as could be expected as the questions came as always.
"What happened? Did you see that kick? I didn't either. She knocked me full off line to Static town."
Violet took a drink of water from the ever present plastic bottle.
"I know. I know you want to go all shoot shoot, bang bang but there's enough noise pollution out there jamming the signals to no-res. She fought and it was wired. She got the pin and broke my beautiful sibling's heart. But they'll get over it. I wish her good luck and she had better turn it up to 11,000 to be the heart of this division. That's what it's all about right? Do that and you get the digits rolling. Don't do that and you're just another mime in the army."
Violet spit out a mouth full of water and finally put the towel over her head.
"Next? Again? More? Encore? Wake me up when someone gets close to my credentials. I'm feeling pretty safe with my position in this company. Mr. Johnson still knows where the profit flows. The good news is for all those DirtGirls in the back? The bar has officially been lowered and you can now commence with playing barter town with the title."
Violet looked up at the camera. She didn't actually want that to happen. She had put a lot of work into being Champion. She hoped that would continue.
"The full truth is, I'm now 100% lock on Monique and the rest of our dates. She's the last and only challenge of me this season and I'm going to take it full res just like I did my Championship time. So congratulations to Space Bunny and Monique too, you both got what you deserve."
Violet aimed her finger gun at the camera, but it was empty. She looked embarrassed and shrugged before giving a cheesy wink instead.
"I really hate being kicked in the head."
Violet muttered mostly to herself and her pit crew as a towel flew into the scene. She caught it, and wiped her face as dry as could be expected as the questions came as always.
"What happened? Did you see that kick? I didn't either. She knocked me full off line to Static town."
Violet took a drink of water from the ever present plastic bottle.
"I know. I know you want to go all shoot shoot, bang bang but there's enough noise pollution out there jamming the signals to no-res. She fought and it was wired. She got the pin and broke my beautiful sibling's heart. But they'll get over it. I wish her good luck and she had better turn it up to 11,000 to be the heart of this division. That's what it's all about right? Do that and you get the digits rolling. Don't do that and you're just another mime in the army."
Violet spit out a mouth full of water and finally put the towel over her head.
"Next? Again? More? Encore? Wake me up when someone gets close to my credentials. I'm feeling pretty safe with my position in this company. Mr. Johnson still knows where the profit flows. The good news is for all those DirtGirls in the back? The bar has officially been lowered and you can now commence with playing barter town with the title."
Violet looked up at the camera. She didn't actually want that to happen. She had put a lot of work into being Champion. She hoped that would continue.
"The full truth is, I'm now 100% lock on Monique and the rest of our dates. She's the last and only challenge of me this season and I'm going to take it full res just like I did my Championship time. So congratulations to Space Bunny and Monique too, you both got what you deserve."
Violet aimed her finger gun at the camera, but it was empty. She looked embarrassed and shrugged before giving a cheesy wink instead.