Osiris
CWE: Superstar
CWE King of the Ring, Mr. MitB, Royal Rumble Winner, and 1st Grand Slam Champion
Posts: 121
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Post by Osiris on Sept 10, 2009 0:15:29 GMT -6
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt. "Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..." The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father." The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
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Post by jareth on Sept 10, 2009 7:03:52 GMT -6
LOL that's friggin' funny
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