Zack is Back(o2a) Dec 11, 2009 0:31:50 GMT -6
Post by Zack Attack on Dec 11, 2009 0:31:50 GMT -6
In the middle of an intense try out match for the opener of Rampage it's his good friend Victor Chapmen vs. another Rookie wrestler. The Rookie slams Victor down with a body slam having Victor wrenching in pain. So The Rookie sees the opportunity to finish Chapmen with his indie know top rope finisher. He begins to walk to the rope when all of a sudden pyros blast threw the turnbuckle post and lights goes out. The screen is greeted with none other then the man himself Zack Attack. The image consist of his head only showing with a tye dye aura around it kind of like the Looney Toons outro logo.
These losers are not important now! The Zack is in the building! The Zack is in the BUILDING!! THE ZACK IS IN THE BUILDING!!! The Zack is back with the Attack like nooooooooo other!! I'm a champ of Japan and famed actor. Say Welcome to your favorite friend of all time Iswearthisnevergetold ZACK ATTACK!
Explosion goes off on the stage and the lights comes back on with Victor Chapmen hiting his finsher called "TAH Cool" and getting the 1... 2... 3. Victor Chapmen stands in happiness as Zack rolls from under the ring with his cane in hand.
He straightens his Jacket and climbs up the steps into the ring. He presses a button on his cane to turn on his mic.
This well dress guy right here is my friend here Victor Chapmen he is the brother of CWE famed Drake. I helped him out and now it's time for me to help you idiots out. You idiots had to sit here and watch a boring show. For the people at home that paid for the Worst! PPV of all time must be ashamed man. The only thing that was fun outta everything was to see Brandon Payne job.
*Boos from Die Hard Payne fans*
What the hell did he come here for? To steal all the spot light from Zack? Don't worry Attackers and Chickys! Your moneys worth is all right here! You get to see a man with such power fame and success wrestle for you all. See me must be an experience never felt before. Something like how sex is to you virgin Brandon Payne fans.
You don't see guys like Dwayne Johnson, Brad Pitt, Will Smith, Johnny Deep, or Tom Cruise catering to their fans another way like I do! I give and give and The Zack still has no freaking title shot!
Whos on the Main Event? *The titan tron shows whos Main Eventing* Oh Kin... Oh now he calls himself King. King Osiris is the Main Event tonight. I guess thing doesn't change. Just like how I bet the champ right now is Hades.
*Cheer from hearing his name*
By the sound of that he probably is, ssssssooooo typical CWE to stick on these Monsters. Sorry but if you want to see a monster flick go see Brandon Payne's family I bet that'll be Oscar nominated...
Someone stops this parade of insults by Zack Attack!