Post by Kasey Kasey on Dec 16, 2009 2:42:51 GMT -6
Needless to say, last week didn't have the best evening of Kasey Kasey's two-week long professional wrestling career. Whereas the week before she pulled out a glorious victory over Kikena and Kristen Malone, last week she was at the mercy of the purple spunky CWE Divas Champion, Violet Rayne. Perhaps to make it even worse, she had tapped out the most traditional wrestling submission maneuver in today's modern day repertoire, the infamous Sleeper Hold. Once held in the highest regards in the 1980's, was now laughable at best to today's standards. Perhaps only time will tell when the Figure Four Leg Lock as well as the Passion Clutch suffers the same fate, but for now, Kasey Kasey wasn't at all pleased with her performance.
Now standing in the middle of the four-sided CWE ring, Kasey Kasey, complete with a vibrantly-colored neckbrace, obviously she had this one special-ordered on the internet, Kasey Kasey smiles to crowd, and tries to look as innocent as a young woman in a vibrantly colored neckbrace could. Smiling towards the camera, she whips her blonde hair, forgetting to sell the fact that her neck could have been broken in six different places. The crowd wasn't about to take her seriously. Now keeping her neck as stiff as she could, she begins to speak, scarcely moving her jaw, "Now, I realize I'm not the most technically sound of professional wrestlers, but that match was totally mine last week, week!" The crowd rolled their eyes. "I'm serious! Didn't you see me? I pulled out all the stops!" She was holding her cell phone in one hand, a her microphone in the other, "I did my hurricanrana. I might have pulled out a couple suplexes, my memory is little foggy, but I know for certain I pulled my off my KASEY KILLER, KILLER." She whips out the pop-out screen of her cell phone, as the titantron now projects whatever she's looking at. Apparently Kasey Kasey's cell-phone had connections with the tech-crew. "It was fabulous, let me show you. I have the Verizon Network, so it shouldn't be problem, problem."
Kasey Kasey then opens the web-browser, and opens up the CWE web-page, which headlined a picture of Violet Rayne making Kasey Kasey tap to the Sleeper. "Just ignore that, it's not important, important." As she scrolled down, she saw the match-links button, clicked it, found their match, and waited for it to load. Tapping her foot, she begins to feel impatient, as well as the crowd, they began to boo very loudly over Kasey Kasey's antics. "Settle down, settle down. I realize you must all be with AT&T, but seriously, I doubt it would go any faster, faster. My phone is top of the line, this is the fastest our 3G network is going to go, go." As she said this, a fan in the audience was doing the same thing, and screamed 'It's done already on my phone!' Kasey Kasey merely shook her head as she continued to wait.
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"FINALLY, FINALLY!" but just as Kasey Kasey was about to scroll to the portion where she did her Quadruple Handspring Elbow into the Corner followed by a Bulldog, the theme of our resident CWE Divas Champion began to play, interrupting the otherwise perfect process. Flustered over Rayne's time judgement, Kasey Kasey hollers disapprovingly. "OH COME ON! THESE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN, AGAIN!"
Now standing in the middle of the four-sided CWE ring, Kasey Kasey, complete with a vibrantly-colored neckbrace, obviously she had this one special-ordered on the internet, Kasey Kasey smiles to crowd, and tries to look as innocent as a young woman in a vibrantly colored neckbrace could. Smiling towards the camera, she whips her blonde hair, forgetting to sell the fact that her neck could have been broken in six different places. The crowd wasn't about to take her seriously. Now keeping her neck as stiff as she could, she begins to speak, scarcely moving her jaw, "Now, I realize I'm not the most technically sound of professional wrestlers, but that match was totally mine last week, week!" The crowd rolled their eyes. "I'm serious! Didn't you see me? I pulled out all the stops!" She was holding her cell phone in one hand, a her microphone in the other, "I did my hurricanrana. I might have pulled out a couple suplexes, my memory is little foggy, but I know for certain I pulled my off my KASEY KILLER, KILLER." She whips out the pop-out screen of her cell phone, as the titantron now projects whatever she's looking at. Apparently Kasey Kasey's cell-phone had connections with the tech-crew. "It was fabulous, let me show you. I have the Verizon Network, so it shouldn't be problem, problem."
Kasey Kasey then opens the web-browser, and opens up the CWE web-page, which headlined a picture of Violet Rayne making Kasey Kasey tap to the Sleeper. "Just ignore that, it's not important, important." As she scrolled down, she saw the match-links button, clicked it, found their match, and waited for it to load. Tapping her foot, she begins to feel impatient, as well as the crowd, they began to boo very loudly over Kasey Kasey's antics. "Settle down, settle down. I realize you must all be with AT&T, but seriously, I doubt it would go any faster, faster. My phone is top of the line, this is the fastest our 3G network is going to go, go." As she said this, a fan in the audience was doing the same thing, and screamed 'It's done already on my phone!' Kasey Kasey merely shook her head as she continued to wait.
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"FINALLY, FINALLY!" but just as Kasey Kasey was about to scroll to the portion where she did her Quadruple Handspring Elbow into the Corner followed by a Bulldog, the theme of our resident CWE Divas Champion began to play, interrupting the otherwise perfect process. Flustered over Rayne's time judgement, Kasey Kasey hollers disapprovingly. "OH COME ON! THESE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN, AGAIN!"